Rock Star New Year’s Resolutions

So most of us have the same old boring resolutions every year.  Losing weight, eating better, working out...blah, blah, blah.

That made me wonder what rock stars lists might look like, since they live such completely different lives from the rest of us lowly mortals.

I now present you, after very little careful consideration, with the recommended resolutions for the following rock artists:

Jon Bon Jovi:  Take at least one bad photo so guys don't hate me.

Steven Tyler:  DO NOT fall off stage.   OR in shower.

James Hetfield:  Avoid Lou Reed.

David Lee Roth:  Play nice with Eddie, at least while the tour is on, then assault him.

Gregg Allman:  Try not to lose new liver.

Lars Ulrich:  Avoid Lou Reed.

Paul McCartney:  Draw up retro-active prenuptial agreement.  Immediately.

Scott Weiland:  DO NOT record another Christmas album.

Kirk Hammett:  Avoid Lou Reed.

Bono:  Save at least one small country from famine, plague and pestilence.

Robert Trujillo:  Avoid Lou Reed.

Rod Stewart:  Father 25th child.

Ozzy Osbourne:  Hire new speech therapist.

Lou Reed:  Avoid Lou Reed.