Guys - for serious this time - the American Dream Meadowlands megamall has announced an opening date!

In early 2017...I mean, summer 2017...wait, make that March 2019...sorry, April 2019...maybe June 2019? yes that's right, August of 2019, we'll finally be able to check out what has been going on off the Turnpike since 2004!

Assuming this thing ever opens, it will feature:

- North America's largest indoor water park
- A pair of roller coasters
- The first Sea Life aquarium in New Jersey
- A 22,000-square-foot arcade and bowling alley for adults
- A 12-story indoor ski park with an 800-foot-long hill
- A 300-foot-tall Ferris wheel offering a one-of-a-kind view of Manhattan
- A 4-D, dine-in movie theater

Along with tons of stores like Banana Republic, Microsoft, Victoria's Secret, and more.

I'm not holding my breath.

[via News12]

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