No Creepy Clowns in Toms River
Don't bother to "send in the clowns."  Rumors to the contrary, creepy clowns have not invaded Toms River, but the calls to police and schools forces the township's top cop to take some action.
NCAA Men’s Basketball Championship Tonight [VIDEO]
It's the end of "March Madness" tonight with two #1 seeds facing each other for the National title in Indianapolis at Luke Oil Stadium. The Wisconsin Badgers (36-3) taking on the Duke Blue Devils (34-4).

Tip off is at 9:18pm. If you're not pumped, maybe this will help