[Celluloid Hero]’s BOTTOM 5 Holiday Movies

With such a huge amount of Christmas movies, there are bound to be some stinkers. Here are my least favorite holiday movies.

Frosty Returns

Why did they have to ruin the perfectly good "Frosty the Snowman" with a cheesy sequel?

Any "Home Alone" after the second one.

Full disclosure: I've never even bothered to see any of them after "Lost In New York"...so maybe my judgement is unfair. But I prefer to look at it from the viewpoint that they are SO bad, they're not worth my time.

The Entire "Santa Clause" trilogy.

I've only seen these movies because I have a large family full of little cousins who enjoy it, and somehow the viewing hours always line up just right that I end up sitting through an entire one.

Love Actually

I have no idea why so many people love this movie. I hear tons of people put it on their "Best Christmas Movies" list, I have friends talk about how great it is...and I have no clue what movie they watched, because this thing sucked from beginning to end.

A Christmas Story

Okay...before you attack me, hear me out.  Television has ruined this. I have no problem with the movie itself; I think it's very well done in fact. Good acting, good writing, memorable scenes. The problem is, I cannot handle the day-long marathon anymore. I've never understood exactly why they chose THIS movie to run all day, as opposed to different versions of "A Christmas Carol" or something. All I know is that my heart shrinks like the Grinch whenever someone decides to leave the TV tuned to this ALL. DAY. LONG.

What are your LEAST favorite Christmas movies?