If you've never heard of "The Winker’s Song" by the English comedian Ivor Biggun, you're not alone. The song, made popular back in the '70s, is basically a masturbation anthem set to the tune of a strumming banjo.

Like here in the United States, this is considered a crime and if caught, the pirate could face up to two years in prison and an unlimited fine! All for a silly masturbation joke!

Check out the song below if you're not familiar with it.

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