Chances are that if you drive a brand new $60,000-plus BMW M4, people are probably going to think that you're a douche already.

Sure, that's probably unfair, but that's just the way it goes.

So, if you're lucky enough to drive one of those really nice cars, you should probably do what you can to just be cool.

This guy was rolling out of a car club meet in California and decided to show off a bit by smoking the tires.

Well, mission accomplished, sir.

The tires spun. But in doing so, the driver lost control, hopped a curb and actually got airborne. He then tucked his tail between his legs and just drove away to avoid the mockery.

Bad news, fella. That's why we have the Internet. So we can mock you for all of eternity.