What Is This A Picture Of?

It was over a year ago that "The Dress" took the internet by storm and led to arguments that raged amongst friends and coworkers (the dress is STILL black & blue, by the way, and if you disagree we're not friends anymore).

Now, look at these legs and tell me what you see:

Some people just see shiny legs, maybe wrapped in cellophane, maybe made of some sort of plastic, maybe just coated in a thick layer of oil. HOWEVER, it's really just a pair of legs with some streaks and drips of white paint...I think.