Jack Ciattarelli, has plans in the works to make changes across the board to lower taxes and hear the voices of local leaders in making decisions affecting the quality of life and work in New Jersey.
Earlier this week, marijuana was officially made legal for funsies in New Jersey. This came as a great surprise to me, as I thought elections were magic and therefore there should be no issue if I were to spark one at the billiard hall or the YMCA or something...
A Republican campaign contractor stole Karen Bloom's cat after leaving a flier in her door, and it seemed like she did it for no reason in particular. After calling the police, Karen was able to get her cat back that same day.
Source: WRAL
James Blight of Haines City, Fla. told police that he had been drinking whiskey all day and couldn't remember what he had be up to. Turns out, he stole a bulldozer and dug Biden signs out of people's yards - and ran over some poor woman's fence...
One thing stand up comedians can't stand is having audience members chatting amongst themselves the whole show. While on Conan, Pete Holmes reminisced about telling one audience member to "Shut The F#*K up. Turns out, that audience member was Malia Obama...
Imagine an American version of Steve Irwin that has done meth since he was 12. Meet "Joe Exotic," the owner of the largest private zoo in the US who is now going to jail for 22 years for hiring a hitman to kill one of his critics. Oh yeah.....
A Missouri State Representative named Scott Cupps introduced his "smokin' hot wife" to the crowd at opening day of the legislative session last week and got a pretty good reaction from the room!
Source: Fox 2 St. Louis
This Australian firefighter has a message for Prime Minister Scott Morrison: "Go and get f**ked!" And can you blame him? During the devastating wildfires that are literally burning the country to a crisp, the PM is jet-setting on vacation in Hawaii, all while denying that climate change has anything to do with the wildfires...