Dimwit to 911 Operator: Put Out My Personal Fire

Yes, it's exactly what you think.

A guy needs sexual relief and what better way to get it quickly than calling 911 for immediate assistance?

According to an online article, "a Florida man is accused of calling 911 to ask for female deputies to respond to his home for sexual gratification."

Jail records show Joshua Basso was arrested on seven counts of making false 911 calls.

Is it any wonder that 911 operators get so sick of people wasting their time they react like the guy making the joke in the news story above?

What's the most ridiculous thing you've ever heard about someone making a 911 call?

If you were a 911 operator, what would you say to the sexually frustrated guy?

THIS is gonna be good.