On Saturday March 14th, Brighton Asylum in Passaic will celebrate St. Patrick's SLAY!

The Asylum describes this as an "Optional Full-Contact Event", which means if you want, you can go beyond the normal Haunted House experience. "Full-Contact" means you may be subjected, but not limited, to the following:

  • forced separation from your group or path
  • simulated abduction
  • physical contact
  • contact with water
  • crawling
  • physically being picked up, etc.

Man, I don't mind haunted houses, but Full-Contact sounds like a bit much for me. I'd rather not get picked up and dragged away and forced to crawl through water or anything. Obviously since it's optional, if you're not into that stuff either, you can just decline and enjoy the regular haunted house experience.

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