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We're Stuffing The Bird with cash! It's our way of saying "Thanks for listening!" during this season of Thanksgiving. The more codes you enter, the better chance you have to win between $500 and $5,000!

If you win, you might be wondering exactly what to spend that cash on, so allow me to do some shopping for you.

A Subscription to the Gourmet Peanut Butter & Jelly of the Month Club - $460

If you win $500, treat yourself to some yummy sammiches. If you win $5,000, get subscriptions for the whole fam. I don't know what "gourmet" PB&J is, but for about $40/month, it better be great.

A life-size cutout of Danny DeVito - $89.95

Hell, if you win the $5,000 grand prize, you can create an army of about 50 DeVitos!

A Pair of Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches - $12.50

Five grand will get you EIGHT HUNDRED Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches. Why not?

A deluxe Theremin - $249.95

I just think Theremins are cool and I always wanted one.

A 55-gallon drum of lube - $868.32

I won't judge you.