Your Personality Based On How You Take Your Coffee
I don't want to brag, but I consider myself a coffee aficionado — I have always wondered if you could make an assumption about someone's personality based on the way they take their coffee. Don't get me wrong, I have never been into stereotypes or generalizations, but if I was ever going to generalize a person for any reason… it would be based on the cup of coffee that they are drinking.
I have been analyzing some of my friends and family over the last week who drank each cup of coffee listed below… and here is what I got:
Light & Sweet — If you like your coffee light and sweet, you are a friendly and gentle person. You care for others and put others before yourself. You are likely always hyper from all that sugar, but still, make a reason to grab another cup of coffee at the end of the day.
NO Cream & NO Sugar — Personally, I don't know how you do it. People who like black coffee are those who are getting the REAL benefits from coffee without added calories. These people are health conscious that just want a boost in the morning to get through the day. People who drink black coffee usually have a strong personality and make calculated decisions.
ONLY Cream or Milk — Again, I don't know how you do it. You are likely a person that has works non-stop and at all hours of the day but enjoys their coffee. Do you know those people who still have their morning coffee at 5:00 PM? That's you — and that's okay. You are short-tempered at times and make rash decisions — but they usually work out for the best. You love going against the crowd and being a leader and not a follower.
ONLY Sugar or Sweetener — You are a rare breed. You love the taste and smell of coffee, but you also need a little something sweet to start your morning. You are likely also very health conscious. You're the type of person who doesn't understand that coffee is hot, and you constantly burn your tongue — but then go back in for another taste, only to get burnt again. You wake up anxious, but the smell of coffee puts you at ease. You're the type of guy or gal that just goes with the flow. You find yourself thinking, "eh, I'll get there when I get there."
Bulletproof — For those who don't know, these guys and gals stick butter in black coffee. If you drink bulletproof coffee in the morning, you are likely health conscious — you are probably on the Ketogenic Diet. You are also a person that goes against the grain. You do things that you don't want to or don't like for the overall benefit — like drinking bulletproof coffee. When your friends call or text you to see where you are — you are usually at the gym or doing pushups in your bedroom.
Let me know what you think in the comments section below. Did I accurately describe you and your personality? If not, what did I miss?
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