There has been a lot of serious stuff lately so today I wanted to attempt to bring a smile to your face.  Some time ago I was in a doctor’s office and saw this on the wall…I took a picture and figured there would be a day I would share.  Today is that day.  The title is MEDICAL TERMINOLOGY NOT TAUGHT IN MEDICAL SCHOOL:

Artery                              The study of fine painting

Barium                            What you do when the patient dies

Benign                             What you be after you be eight

Caesarian Section          A district in Rome

Colic                                A sheepdog

Congenital                      To live longer

Fester                               Quicker

G.I. Series                       A baseball game between soldiers

Hangnail                         Coat hook

Medical Staff                  A doctor’s cane

Minor Operation            Coal digging

Morbid                            A higher offer

Nitrate                             Lower than the day rate

Node                                 Was aware of

Organize                         Church musician

Out Patient                     A person who has fainted

Post-Operative                A letter carrier

Protein                             In favor of young children

Secretion                         Hiding something

Serology                          Study of English knighthood

Tablet                              A small table

Tumor                             An extra pair

Urine                               Opposite of you’re out

Varicose Veins                Veins very close together

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Stacker used data from the 2020 County Health Rankings to rank every state's average life expectancy from lowest to highest. The 2020 County Health Rankings values were calculated using mortality counts from the 2016-2018 National Center for Health Statistics. The U.S. Census 2019 American Community Survey and America's Health Rankings Senior Report 2019 data were also used to provide demographics on the senior population of each state and the state's rank on senior health care, respectively.

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