The Most Powerful Man in the State

Today is Election Day 'round this fine nation, but you would have never guessed it here at 105.7 the Hawk! In fact, when I asked my co-workers if they took part in their American obligation, responses ranged from "Huh?" to "Leave me alone, MIKE". After being hurt by everyone's disregard for my feelings, something occured to me. If NO ONE was voting and I was...that could only mean one thing.

It means I AM THE MOST POWERFUL MAN IN THE STATE OF NEW JERSEY! If this is indeed the case, I'd like to extend a pre-emptive congratulations to the new Mayor of Toms River; write-in candidate "A Tamagotchi."