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Pumpkins are Frauds!
As Halloween quickly approaches I find myself surrounded by something that I can easily avoid the rest of the year. Something that's in every food from coffee, to pancakes, to LASAGNA! That something. . . pumpkins, one of the most terrible food items in America is shoved down our throats every year.