Jeans

There may soon be another vacant space inside a shopping mall in Mays Landing. Gossip is swirling that American Eagle may be leaving.

Moses Shahrivar has been designing motorcycle safety jeans with Harley-Davidson in Sweden for 16 years, and said his latest invention uses similar technology to airbag-equipped vests that are currently on the market for protecting a rider's chest, back and neck in a crash...

How hard is it to say 'denim on denim'? Pretty hard, apparently. Source: TikTok

So as I was walking on the boardwalk in Seaside Heights the other day I noticed that almost every senior citizen walking around was wearing some sort of khaki pants. Whether it was beige, or brown, or navy, or even grey, it was all KHAKI'S!!! Wtf? When does this happen??? Better yet, WHY does this happen? Blue to Beige. Is it inevitable? Is there anyway of stopping this transformation, or is this