Despite all the lessons we've learned over the past 10 or so months, New Jerseyans have let another sickness grip them: Lotto Fever. The Mega Millions draws tonight for a jackpot of over $700 million. But fear not, losers because the Powerball goes off the next night for the paltry sum of over $600 mil. But you know that already. You clicked on this because I promised you a guarantee of more money in your pocket.

Sure, the odds seem long. And sure, it's funny to me that everyone gets all into playing once the jackpots hit a certain threshold. For instance, you don't hear about Powerball or Mega Millions when they're tossing out 400 million dollar jackpots as if that isn't enough for us...that extra $200 mil makes a difference after all. But you can't deny that its fun to play. I'll admit that I'm writing this upon returning from buying my tickets. And don't lie...you totally do the same thing I do. Pretend all day like you don't care but then riiiight before the numbers come up...you totally convince yourself you're going to win. It always ends in heartbreak, but you still let it happen. But not this time. This time, you're going to use my guaranteed NJ Lotto Hack that will put more money in your pocket. I expect the jackbooted thugs from NJL will shut this blog down before it can really make an impact, so make sure you write this down. You want a guarantee of more money in your pocket???

Don't play.

For those of you who chose to ignore this hack, best of luck. And consider this a promise: If I win, you all get 10 dollars. Except for you. You know who you are.

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