I will be honest - I would expect someone like Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino to have a house that was over-the-top gaudy. I guess doing some jail time tamed The Situation, because his mansion in Holmdel, while obviously luxurious, is not that obnoxious.

The home was listed in April 2019 for $2.1 million, lowered to just under $2 million a month later, and finally sold last November for $1,825,000. It checks in at 9,800 square feet, with seven bedrooms, seven full baths and three half baths, all on about three acres of land.

Interestingly, Estately seems to have removed pictures from the listing, but Zillow still has them.

I know it's easy to bash Mike and Snooki and the rest of the Jersey Shore crew...and I will continue to do so when it's warranted. I know these pictures are from the listing, so Mike and his wife may have ruined the inside with velvet paintings of his abs or whatever, but until we see those pictures, I'll just assume he wanted a nice house that was somewhat tucked away, giving him some privacy to be with his family. Good for him.

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