Rejoice Everyone, Zooey Deschanel is Single!

I know that it is wrong to be happy about other people's misfortune but I also know I am not the only 1 that is extremely excited that the very cute Zooey Deschanel is now separated from her husband! Now she will need that shoulder to cry on. For those who care, her soon to be ex's name is Ben Gibbard, a musician.  We all have our celebrity crushes, but the star of the new Fox tv show New Girl has been on my radar for a long time. It took time for me to forgive her after that stunt she pulled in 500 Days of Summer but now I am ready to make a move. I am so much happier to hear she is available then the long washed up Kim Kardashian. Everyone please leave your best pick up lines in the comments below so I can make her mine.