Hello, October! Of course, we're just weeks away from Halloween, and I've found some costumes that really shouldn't just not see the light of day, they shouldn't see the dark of night, either.

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No, I'm not thirsty anymore, thank you.

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A little manscaping would have been appreciated.

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As a vegetarian, this is pretty much how I picture Ronald McDonald anyway.

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I've seen pictures of the Atlantic City Steel Pier Diving Horse and, no.

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Shouldn't this woman be shopping at Wal-Mart?

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And you don't like Ben Affleck???

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Yeah, you guys get beautiful Playboy bunnies and this is what we women get.