Truly Scary Halloween Costumes

Hello, October! Of course, we're just weeks away from Halloween, and I've found some costumes that really shouldn't just not see the light of day, they shouldn't see the dark of night, either.

No, I'm not thirsty anymore, thank you.

A little manscaping would have been appreciated.

As a vegetarian, this is pretty much how I picture Ronald McDonald anyway.

I've seen pictures of the Atlantic City Steel Pier Diving Horse and, no.

Shouldn't this woman be shopping at Wal-Mart?

And you don't like Ben Affleck???

Yeah, you guys get beautiful Playboy bunnies and this is what we women get.