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	<title>105.7 The Hawk &#187; The Onion</title>
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		<title>The Onion Strikes Again &#8211; Target Springsteen</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2012 23:05:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy Chase</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Onion is a fantastic online website that makes up all of their news stories. They are brilliant. From entertainment stories, world issues, sports stories, and even weather, it&#8217;s all made up. All fake. Some very talented, creative people work for that website.Today they published a story about Bruce Springsteen. It&#8217;s titled: &#8220;It&#8217;s Funny, I&#8217;ve [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Onion is a fantastic online website that makes up all of their news stories.</p>
<p>They are brilliant. From entertainment stories, world issues, sports stories, and even weather, it's all made up. All fake. Some very talented, creative people work for that website.</p>
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		<title>Communist People Suffer Enormous Eyesight Malady</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2012 15:46:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Barbara LaRue</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Plus, they probably don&#8217;t have a &#8220;The Onion&#8221; fake news source of their own, because they believed its story that&#8230; (let me compose myself first)&#8230; &#8230;named North Korea’s supreme leader Kim Jong-Un 2012′s “Sexiest Man Alive.” I love these stories because I love humor in almost any form, but when the story about the humorous [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Plus, they probably don't have a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Onion">"The Onion"</a> fake news source of their own, because they believed its story that...</p>
<p>(let me compose myself first)...</p>
<p>...named North Korea’s supreme leader <a href="http://thefw.com/kim-jong-un-gangnam-style/">Kim Jong-Un</a> 2012′s <em><strong>“Sexiest Man Alive.”</strong></p>
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