Men may not know much about jewelry, but what we do know is that anything that distracts our attention away from the awesome accessories that God already gave women (aka boobs) is overstated and unnecessary. Still, some ladies fail to understand the sheer beauty that Mother Nature has bestowed upon them, and instead choose to accessorize their necks with gaudy chest chokers that could double as an anchor for an ocean liner.

Here is a gallery of necklaces so large they take attention away from some pretty fantastic cleavage.

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