Man Arrested for Masturbating in Lakewood Deli

Everyone loves a good deli sandwich right? How about some freshly-cooked mozzarella cheese? Everyone loves freshly sliced cold cuts too right?

OF COURSE WE DO!!

But have you ever felt the urge to masturbate INSIDE a deli?

(Actually please keep your answers to yourself)

Ronald Savoy of Lakewood felt the urge!

I guess since it wasn't that cold yet, so Ronald felt the urge to whip it out in front of a deli clerk AND her 8-year-old son!

This happened at the LaPalma Deli and Grocery on Ocean Ave on Saturday night.

Maybe it was all the hanging meat that got him all hot and heavy.

According to police, Savoy walked into the deli while it was crowded but waited for the other customers to leave before taking off his clothes to play with his "salami."

When he realized the clerk was calling the cops, he fled the scene. He was arrested shortly thereafter.

Turns out Savoy did the same thing the night before. He is being held on $100,000 bail on charges of two counts of lewdness, tender years sexual assault and endangering the welfare of a child.