I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream

I'm an ice cream connoisseur, but this might make me never eat it again.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Did you feel that? That was your soul being sucked out and devoured by that oozy green-eyed demon. If you need me, I'll be in the corner, curled up in the fetal position, crying.