It's where locals celebrated the Eagles and Phillies and yelled at the Flyers and Sixers (or vice versa, as is usually the case with Philly sports teams).
The start of classes was delayed by two hours in Marlboro and then completely canceled while the Trenton public school administrative offices were evacuated.
Checkout? Heck, these items are not even going through SELF checkout. In fact, they're going right into the coats and handbags of shoplifters at your local Walmart, maybe even walked right out the exit in plain sight.