Free Beer & Hot Wings Morning Show

Nobody f---s with the Jesus.

Five years ago, Producer Joe was on location in Gary, Ind. at the boyhood home of Michael Jackson, where a ceremony was taking place on the one year anniversary of his death. Joe managed to get interviewed by about six different news sources including WGN in Chicago, as well as KTLA in Los Angeles!

This dope, who no doubt just finished sniffing the glue that he used to put the PVC pipes together to form his sweet potato gun, was finally going to test out his homemade contraption. But at the moment of truth, the gun jammed. So what did our hero do? He took a glance down the barrel.

What’s sexier than a wet woman dancing next to a motorcycle? Generally the answer to that is "not much", but there’s an easy way to turn a sexy moment into a hilarious one!

It's been a week since the FBHW live show and "tour of the shore", and Varacchi's wounds are just healing. Time to open them back up with a look back at the brutality!

Free Beer and Hot Wings stuck around after the show this morning to take photos with all of their loyal listeners.  See your photos with the guys here!

It's really hard to look cool when goofy tuba (or sousaphone) music is playing while you're doing whatever you're doing. It's also just plain impossible to look cool if you're a member of the KKK. Combine these two and you won't look cool, but you'll get a fantastic video... especially when the song being played is Teddy Bear's Picnic.

There aren't many things in the world that are worse than something bad happening to an airplane while it's in the air. These guys definitely experienced something very, very bad. They were flying in a small plane when a bird flew into it and crashed through the windshield. As you can imagine, the bird was torn into pieces, leaving blood and guts splattered all over the inside of the plane. Read M

With all of the shark attacks occurring off the coast of North Carolina over the past month or so, people may forget that there's another ruthless predator in the water - beavers! Sure, they're not as big as sharks and they're confined to freshwater lakes and streams, but they can dole out damage just like sharks, albeit on a smaller scale.

Since the FBHW show is coming back for their live show this week, Varacchi is looking back at his Producer Joe stunts!  What are your faves?

You know what's generally a bad idea? Yelling at other people's kids. It's probably an even worse idea if you are a business owner. Darla Neugebauer, the owner of this restaurant, never got that memo. She yelled at a crying toddler in her restaurant for being too loud right in front of everyone.

Two 13-year-old girls were running a lemonade stand in Rancho Cucamonga, California last Wednesday, when an 18-year-old guy named Santini Tate wandered up. Tate said he didn't have any money, so the girls gave him some lemonade for FREE. And he thanked them by ROBBING them.