Yikes! 10-Foot Python Found in New Jersey Burger King Parking Lot
A 10-foot python was captured Tuesday in the parking lot of a New Jersey Burger King near the Passaic River in Paterson after a construction crew fixing a sewer line spotted the snake.
According to nbcnewyork.com, the snake wasn’t venomous or dangerous, but according to local snake expert Jerry Zelenka, “they’ll give you a bite you won’t enjoy, if you are bitten.”
Did he really need to say a bite you won’t enjoy?
(I’m not talking to you masochists out there, of course).