Worst NJ pickup lines, best NJ rejections: Proud Jersey Girl

Despite another cold snap ahead, spring is upon us in Jersey. Just as perennial as flowers and the return of chirping birds is the influx of visitors (especially at the Shore) looking to connect with a Jersey Girl.

But as locals know, you'd better have all your wits about you before approaching any real Jersey Girls.

Maybe you've dealt with (or attempted!) one of these horrible pickup lines yourself. Let us know in the comments or hit me up on Twitter @ProudJerseyGirl and @NJ1015. A big thanks to our own Varacchi and Andy Chase for "manning up" and helping out with this tutorial!

You guys are probably waaaaay smoother than these lines let on ... right?

Proud Jersey Girl Erin Vogt's first reporting gig involved her Fisher Price tape recorder. As a wife and momma of two kiddies, she firmly believes that life’s too short to drink bad coffee.  A fan of the beach, Dave Grohl and karma, in no particular order