Whatever You Do, Don’t Take A Picture Of This Octopus

He's sick and tired of the paparazzi stalking him! He's entitled to a private life, stop invading his personal space!

Seriously, octopusesseses (or octopi) scare the crap out of me. There's just something totally unsettling about them.  The spongy look, the fluid elastic-y arms...they just look like something not of this planet.