‘Wango Tango’ Lyrics – What Is Going Through Ted Nugent’s Head?
I was listening to ‘Wango Tango’ yesterday, and started wondering that if this song is definitely about sex, how did he come up with these lyrics?
Now I’m sure it is never wise to get inside the head of Uncle Ted, but click “read more” and let’s give it a shot.
Baby I gotta Wango down
one time with you honey
I like it, I like it,
I like it, I like it, I like it
Well, it’s a brand new dance
Yeah been sweepin’ the nation
I said a brand new dance
A rock ‘n’ roll sensation
Yeah I like it baby, I do it every night
I got to do it ‘cos I like it so much
Oh honey believe it baby
You see it’s a crazed gyration
of the rock generation
It’s my motivation to
avoid the nauseation, frustration
When I need some lubrication – Baby!
Kinda like, goes kinda like this
You take her right ankle out
You take her left ankle out
You get her belly propped down
You get her butt propped up
Yeah lookin’ good now baby
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I think you’re in the right position now baby
Yeah but if you ain’t quite ready I’ll make sure everything is a little bit nicer ‘cos
I’m gonna get a little talcum
I’m gonna borrow it from Malcolm
Yeah you look so good baby
I’m startin to drool all over myself
I got the droolin’, droolin’
get all wet, salivate, salivate
I got salivate late, salivate late, salivate late
Got salivate, salivate,
salivate, salivate, heh heh heh
Yeah you look so good baby, I like it
I like it, I like it
You know what I been talkin’ about honey
It’s a nice dance, we gotta a nice dance goin’ here
Now what you gotta do, I’ll tell you what you gotta do
You got to pretend your face is a Maserati
It’s a Maserati
It’s a Maserati
It’s a gettin’ hotty
It’s a Maserati, Maserati, Maserati
It’s a fast one too man, that thing’s turbocharged
You feel like a little fuel injection honey?
I’ll tell ya about it, I’ll tell you about it
I’ll check out the hood scoop
I gotta get that hood scoop off
shine and shine and buff
I gotta buff it up, buff it up
buff it up, buff it up, buff it up
So…..What songs do you think have crazier lyrics than this gem? Comments are wanted and appreciated.