Varacchi Wins A Major Award
Confections of a Rockstar is an awesome bakery in Asbury Park. I've been a fan of theirs for a while, and they recently debuted a "peanut butter smore jar" - they took to Instagram to ask fans to name the new creation.
All of the items in the shop have rock-themed names, things like "oREO Speedwagon", "Wanted Dead Or A-Lime", "Brownie Eyed Girl". "Everybody Must Get Sconed" and more...so to follow that theme, my suggestion for the new "smore jar" was "S'More Human than Human".
Believe it or not, my genuis-level creative punnery wasn't quite enough to win first place (the winner was "Hit Me PB One S'More Time", which is fine but way too cumbersome in my opinion), but I did win one of three consolation prizes! I got myself an awesome new Confections of a Rockstar tshirt!
Thanks to CoaRockstar for considering my silly pun to be good enough to win a shirt! Check them out next time you're in Asbury Park.
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