Varacchi Explains ‘May the Fourth’ To His Coworker

A mountain of evidence exists that I proves am a huge Star Wars geek.

I've reviewed The Force Awakens, I've reviewed Rogue One, I've reviewed Fanboys. I've shared metal versions of Star Wars songs, I got chills listening to Jimmy Fallon & the Roots join the cast of TFA to sing the themes a cappella, I even enjoy geeky crap like the "Star Wars Tipping Point"...which leads me to having to educate my coworker and dear friend Sue Moll about Star Wars.