This Guy Needs New Friends
This guy got drunk on his birthday and his friends decided it would be hilarious to send him on a skydiving trip the next morning, while he was still unconscious.
OK, maybe this was a fake prank, since you have to figure that no responsible skydiving business would take someone drunk on a trip they didn't agree to go on...
But personally, that's the only way someone could ever get me to skydive. :-D