Movies have always made it seem like briefcases are the perfect means for carrying one of two things: money or drugs. Well, this guy's briefcases is good for carrying something else…his sex toys!

This guy had his car broken into because the would-be thieves wanted the briefcase that was sitting on his back seat. Turns out that the briefcase didn't have money or drugs, but was filled with a bunch of sex toys! Why this briefcase was full of toys is beyond us, but it did a good job of teaching those thieves a lesson. Too bad the guy has to replace his window now, though.