The Worst Fortune Ever? [UPDATE]
What the hell is this?
"Very often you cannot help thinking of somebody"
Really? Is that so? Thanks "Captain Duh". You know who I'm thinking about right now? The A-Hole that wrote that fortune. He/she got paid for that? That's what I'm thinking about right now.
I'm also thinking that at least the food was good regardless of a crappy fortune.
I'll also tell you what else happens often. I go to the bathroom. I say curse words. I talk to people. I drive. I walk. I sit. I blink. I type. I laugh. I read. I count. I buy things. I text.
So.......where are the fortunes for all of the other things I do?
Update....Here is a photo I took of some other awful fortune cookies
Do you remember any awful fortunes that you might have gotten? Comment below