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The Worst Fortune Ever? [UPDATE]

Worst Fortune Cookie
Andy Chase's fortune cookie

What the hell is this?

“Very often you cannot help thinking of somebody”

Really? Is that so? Thanks “Captain Duh”. You know who I’m thinking about right now? The A-Hole that wrote that fortune. He/she got paid for that? That’s what I’m thinking about right now.

I’m also thinking that at least the food was good regardless of a crappy fortune.

I’ll also tell you what else happens often. I go to the bathroom. I say curse words.  I talk to people. I drive. I walk. I sit. I blink. I type. I laugh. I read. I count. I buy things. I text.

So…….where are the fortunes for all of the other things I do?

Update….Here is a photo I took of some other awful fortune cookies

Fortune Cookies
Two more bad fortunes

Do you remember any awful fortunes that you might have gotten? Comment below

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