First of all, a man actually deliberately cut his own member off, so that's scary enough of a story for Halloween, especially for you guys who are no doubt feeling a little queasy right now.

According to an article from the Daily Star, the 26-year-old man, Yang Hu, from China was so depressed at not finding love that he thought it might be a good idea to curb his desire for a mate.

Then, he changed his mind and rode a bike to the hospital but forgot the most important thing.

He had to go back to retrieve it, but by that time, it was too late to reattach it.

Perhaps he'll have better luck finding a mate as a transsexual? :-p