WTF?

Who's the monster that did this to this poor cute pug: Removing its eye without its owner's permission?!?!

The other day, while cleaning his gun at the kitchen table, former Major League Baseball player Jose Canseco failed to check that the chamber was clear and ended up shooting his finger completely off. That's a big bummer. Doctors were able to reattach the finger, but the prognosis doesn't look so great.

Moving sucks. Moving an entire house must really suck.

Unfortunately, we hear about cops abusing their power far too often. This case is no different, but it is also completely different at the same time.

A California Highway Patrol officer in Dublin, Calif., is in trouble for a bit of an invasion of privacy after booking a woman on DUI charges.

Not every relationship works out and online dating is a real crap shoot when it comes to finding "the one." Let this tale of a woman stalking a man via his home's chimney make you even more weary.

Local reporters often get a bad rap for generally being terrible, and rightfully so. Jared Goodell, though, wasn't going to stand for the establishment shutting his reporting down.

So, if you're sick and you want to get an ambulance to your house VERY quickly to help you out, maybe give this a shot: Tell the 911 dispatcher that you have Ebola. That'll get 'em there fast! A woman in Columbus, Ohio, did just that last week and, well, it worked.

A guy who was working the graveyard shift at a Baltimore area 7-Eleven called into a late-night sports talk radio show to apparently rap about the Baltimore Orioles. Midway through his sweet jam, the clerk named Will abruptly stopped and hung up the phone. Why? Because he was being robbed!

Caitlin Prater-Haacke, a high school student in Airdrie, Alberta, was bullied a few weeks ago on Facebook. Someone posted on her page telling her to die. Pretty brutal. But instead of responding in a negative way, Caitlin did just the opposite.

Well, here's a weirdo for you. It's a man who likes to make love to cars. But don't worry, he's not about penetration, he's more about hugging the cars, holding them close to his body and talking to them.

If you're not a fan of clowns, you're going to want to do whatever possible to avoid the town of Wasco, Calif. Why? Because there have been a number of creepy, late-night clown sightings.