The Onion is a fantastic online website that makes up all of their news stories. They are brilliant. From entertainment stories, world issues, sports stories, and even weather, it's all made up. All fake. Some very talented, creative people work for that website.
Plus, they probably don't have a "The Onion" fake news source of their own, because they believed its story that... (let me compose myself first)... ...named North Korea’s supreme leader Kim Jong-Un 2012′s “Sexiest Man Alive.”