Just how much of a sound sleeper do you have to be to run a ship aground in Atlantic City?

I guess we could ask this guy.

A 56-foot vessel was grounded on the beach at Missouri Avenue around 4 a.m. Monday, when the man behind the wheel fell asleep.

According to nbcphiladelphia.com:

A man piloting a fishing vessel and the rest of its crew are being questioned by the Coast Guard after the Jessica Heather was found grounded on the beach just a few hundred feet from Caesar's Pier in Atlantic City.

You have our word, this skipper will not be at the helm of The Black Pearl Pirate Ship for our Bling and Booze Pirate Cruise on Sunday! :-D