A lesson in so-bad-it’s-good film making, ‘Road House‘ transformed the late Patrick Swayze from the guy who starred in ‘Dirty Dancing’ into Dalton, the world’s most dangerous bar bouncer.  Seriously.

In modern-day terms, it would be like Zac Efron starring in a remake of ‘Fight Club.’ (We apologize in advance in case that movie ever happens.)

Sam Elliot, wrestler Terry Funk and the late Ben Gazzara were also featured in ‘Road House,’ but the real stars are the dialogue that offers quote after testosterone-filled quote and the constant bar fighting, which you can see below: