A Radio Shack employee in Parsippany was arrested for punching a man last Friday, saying the man was being sarcastic.

According to parsippany.patch.com, Andre Santiago, 20, of Denville, was charged with assault after leaving a customer of the Route 46 store bloodied, police said.

There were no details on exactly what the customer said, but if you've ever worked in retail then you can completely understand this.

I'm kidding, of course.

I worked in retail but only fantasized about this. :-D

And just think, he can put on his resume: "handles confrontations swiftly and decisively".