Sound the horns! The Octomom adult film has finally arrived!

Back in 2009, when Nadya Suleman gained international notoriety for popping out eight rug rats, you were probably thinking “That’s all fine and good, but when are we going to see the Octomom solo masturbation video?” You’re a visionary, friend. What, you weren’t thinking that? Well, that’s too bad because “Octomom: Home Alone” is now available to purchase online.

To tease Nadya Suleman’s adult film debut, Wicked Pictures has released the official trailer for the video. Here is the safe for work version before it gets pulled down.

There’s no getting around it, Octomom doesn’t look half bad all gussied up and properly lit. It kind of makes you ponder what she looked like before she had all those kids.