You guys now have scientific backing as to why you can't help but be addicted to women's breasts.

According to, a professor of psychiatry, who in a sneaky and creepy way figured out how to study women's breasts and make it sound psychiatric, thinks that human evolution has harnessed an ancient neural circuit that originally evolved to strengthen the mother-infant bond during breast-feeding, and now uses this brain circuitry to strengthen the bond between couples as well. The result? Men, like babies, love breasts.

So the next time your woman accuses you of staring at her breasts while she's trying to talk to you, you can tell her you're "bonding" with her.

I can't help you if you're staring at another woman's breasts while she's trying to talk to you. :-D