Jon Stewart and Bill O'Reilly, two peas in a pod. Two like-minded bff's. Twins separated at birth.

O.K. Now that the pills have worn off, I'll present the real deal, in case you missed it.

Jon will take on Bill in a pay-per-view debate that will likely end in bloodshed and everyone wants to see that.

It will be a 90-minute event on CNN on October 6th--60 minutes of conversation and 30 minutes of audience questions.

I personally have to root for the guy who, whenever he opens his mouth, has me in stitches over the things he actually has the balls to say, especially when they're made up. He is truly one of the funniest men ever.

Yep, it's Bill the comedian all the way.