How Does Urban Dictionary Define New Jersey?

Urban Dictionary might not be the safest thing for you to check out at work...but if you can get away with it, it's full of hilarious and accurate description of just about anything you can think of.

I won't/can't tell you exactly what I was searching, but eventually I fell down a click-hole and ended up discovering what Urban Dictionary says about New Jersey.

What do you think of that definition? My only issue is the "beach vs shore" debate...because in my experience, only bennies say "down the shore".

What other great definitions can you find? Toms River is a "suburban area where nothing exciting happens." The Seaside Heights entry is brutally hilarious. They say Ocean County is "known to everyone else as a shore resort, but to those who live here as a place where Suburbia goes to die."

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