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Hotel: No to Bible, Yes to Mommy Porn [With a Reading By Gilbert Gottfried]

By: Spencer Platt/Getty Images News

Before we get to the story of the unholy hotel, may I present Gilbert Gottfried reading erotica:

It may be counterintuitive, but you have to admit it’s amusing.

Now for the story.

A hotel in England has replaced all it’s bibles with something Gideon probably wouldn’t  approve of, the book  “Fifty Shades of Grey”.

The owner of The Damson Dene Hotel decided forcing The Good Book on guests was “wholly inappropriate”.

But Jonathan Denby decided the “mommy porn” book was “a hospitable thing to do instead”.

Personally, I don’t care what book’s in the nightstand at a hotel, just give me a clean room and a comfortable bed.

What do you think? Does replacing the bible with erotica make you angry, sad, happy or do you not care?

What book would you want to find at a hotel, if any?

And (most importantly) ladies (and some gentlemen), does Gilbert’s reading make you hot?

 

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