Here’s an Idea to Repel Perverts Who Clearly Have Higher Standards
Ladies, if you’re tired of being hit on by cretins, why don’t you just join them in appearing cretinish? (Is that even a word?)
In China, it’s recommended that girls wear these hairy stockings to help diminish unwanted advances.
According to the Chinese website Sina Weibo, these are “Super sexy, summertime anti-pervert full-leg-of-hair stockings, essential for all young girls going out.”
So let me get this straight. These stockings will prevent perverts from hitting on young girls, but will actually encourage non-perverts.
I guess normal Chinese men like their women au naturel.
Perverts, on the other hand, have much higher standards. 😀