Dear Joan Jett,

 

You are going to rock tonight at Wingstock 2012 along with George Clinton and the Parliment Funkadelic! I know our devoted listeners here at 105.7 the Hawk can't wait for such a great show!

Even though it is a tad chilly today, you, my friend, are still smoking hot! I like to think I am decent myself, as well.

Remember that time in 2003 when Britney and Madonna shared a peck at the MTV Video Music Awards? Who could forget.

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Well, I'm thinking today at Wingstock 2012, you and I can make Wingstock history: we can star in the sequel. Instagram already called - it wants a minor part in the film!

I'll even have my toothbrush all packed and ready to squash any remnants of chicken breath after the King of the Wing contest for you.

I'll have my people talk to your people.

Sincerely,