Humor

I woke up to my 16 year old daughter, Bella, say "Mom, something is wrong with me, I have hives all over my body." I thought surely she is exaggerating, she's a teenager, drama is what they do. So, I wiped the sleep out of my eyes to see that she is actually underestimating the situation. There was a red, lumpy, raised rash that small but was literally crawling up her body, eventually working it's way up to her eyelids.

I usually never write about sports but the 2021-2022 NFL season is here and I can't wait to watch my Philadelphia Eagles. Just so you know, I am from Wall Township, New Jersey but my Dad is from the Philadelphia area. I sarcastically tell people that I was brainwashed by my dad when I was a baby so that I would be a Philadelphia sports fan. I love all Philadelphia sports, which is amazing, yet painful all at the same time.

Hysterical, yet unbelievable... these are 17 Jersey Shore quotes that make us wish the television show never aired.

I was never a "bad" kid, I went to school every day, and I like to think most of my teachers enjoyed having me in class, but I was notorious for hitting someone in the head with a thrown crayon, or typing "boobs.com" in the search engine of the classroom computers. I didn't go to school to learn, I went to school to laugh and have conversations with friends. This is why I did many childish-asinine things that frequently made the principal "call home".

Cara Daniello of Freehold has one of the craziest talents you could ever imagine. Lou and I had her on as a guest on the Jersey Shore Morning Show and we were blown away! I've never heard anyone else do what she can do in my life! The sheer brain power of her talent should be marveled.

NJ.com just released New Jersey's 29 best soft-serve ice cream spots. The Strollos in Belmar got totally disrespected!

Calling all dog-lovers! You can actually get PAID to play with puppies as your full-time job.

Who has photo proof of giving their dog a bad haircut? I'm putting together a gallery of the best/worst photos and I want yours! I have to fess up, When it came time to groom my dog for the first time I naively thought, I can do that. I was wrong. Sorry Fozzie, I ruined your street cred with just a few swipes of my electric buzzer. You went from a sweet, fuzzy teddy bear to Alf from the 90's (remember that show?) This time around I let a pro do the work and while it is waaaay better than my skills, Fozzie looks like a TOTALLY DIFFERENT DOG.

We're all tired of stereotypes, misinformation, and opinions. Most of us live in New Jersey because we like it here. We accept our state, flaws, and all. But, commenting on how we live our lives is reserved for New Jerseyians and New Jerseyians only.

Sooo I was at Martell's in Point Pleasant Beach for Tiki Monday...HAHA! You know it's going to be an interesting story when that's the opening sentence.

Do you want to read one of the most biased articles I have ever written? I am highlighting the best cook at the Jersey Shore. It was her birthday the other day and my present wasn't the best so here I am scrambling to make up for it. For those who are curious, I am writing about my mother.

Doing LIVE broadcasts at Bar Anticipation every Saturday afternoon has been one of the highlights of my summer. It's nothing but an awesome experience. We are always on Grotto Beach partying with Miller Lite from 4-6 pm. The Bar A staff is great to work with, the Miller Lite swag we offer is one of a kind, and there really is nothing better than hanging out with 94.3 The Point listeners.