While the dialogue in most porns isn't going to win any awards (well, maybe it does. They do have their own awards.) we feel like this might be the best dialogue ever.
World Whale Day happens February 13th, and Pornhub will donate money based on how many views they get. Feel free to make your own jokes about "blowholes" and "sperm whales" and "humpbacks" and "free willy"...